Little Red Riothood represents you and me against society & the evil big bad wolf that is the establishment. “Oh what big ears you have Grandma,” giggles little Riothood. "All the better to hear you with,” said the establishment. "Oh what big eyes you have Grandma.” "All the better to spy on you with, no I mean to see you with,” said the smiling wolf. "Oh what big teeth you have," said Riothood. “All the better to devour your freedom, free speech, and birthrights with, ”said the hound. Little Red Riothood smiled as she stood in the forest, she reached into her pocket and pulled out a lighter... She demanded the Wolf continue with his lies as she lit the Molotov... Valhalla ( Norwegian for where the slain goes) it is then grinned Riothood. The End.
A directional twin snowboard combines the freestyle versatility of a twin shape with a slight directional emphasis. While featuring a symmetrical shape for switch riding, it incorporates a subtle directional aspect, such as a slightly longer nose or setback stance, enhancing performance in one primary direction. This design maintains a playful feel for freestyle maneuvers while optimizing stability and control, particularly in powder or variable conditions. Ideal for riders who enjoy the park but desire enhanced performance on groomers or in specific terrains, a directional twin provides a versatile compromise between freestyle agility and directional stability.
